Yesterday we visited Dr. Rolle in Cottonwood for our latest sonogram. He said everything looks "great, perfect, fine!" I only realized when he said it that other outcomes were possible. Here's the best profile view we got:
...in which the kid's nose looks big.
We said "what a big nose."
Dr. Rolle said "But look at the lips, the chin, we wanna see that -- no sign of a cleft palate," pointing with the tip of his pen as he spoke, "and everything looks really great."
Bridget looked at me appraisingly. "Is that from your side of the family?"
"It's not my nose..." I protested.
"No, you have a great nose."
Dr. Rolle pointed to another printout saying "Look! Here you can see the eyes, there's a perfect lens!"
"It's the Terminator!" I cried, spying the targeting device in the flayed cyborg's eye socket. I ducked and rolled behind the receptionist's desk. The receptionist squawked and threw a bunch of papers in the air as I pulled her out of range of the robot assassin's deadly lasers.
"You sure you don't want to know the sex?" Dr Rolle asked.
"No thanks," we replied. "It's enough to know we're having a robotic Jimmy Durante."
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Seriously though. They couldn't tell the sex because the position of the fetus didn't offer a good view of the relevant area. We're going back in 4 weeks so the doctor can "feel [Bridget's] belly," but there won't be a sonogram until week 36.
Dr Rolle loves to give cryptic advice. Two examples from yesterday's session:
Food
BRIDGET: So can I ask about food and weight?
DR ROLLE: (Reassuringly) Eat whatever you want.
BRIDGET: (Reassured) Oh, good.
DR ROLLE: Just watch the carbs, and the sugars.
Baths
JEREMY: And what about baths?
DR ROLLE: (Reassuringly) Enjoy! Seriously.
BRIDGET: (Reassured) Oh, wow, great! I keep worrying that I'm gonna cook the baby.
DR ROLLE: Just don't take 105° baths, you know. Keep it around 100°
BRIDGET: (stunned into silence)
DR ROLLE: And don't soak for a long time.
* * *
And now a belly picture:
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| "Big Nose" |
We said "what a big nose."
Dr. Rolle said "But look at the lips, the chin, we wanna see that -- no sign of a cleft palate," pointing with the tip of his pen as he spoke, "and everything looks really great."
Bridget looked at me appraisingly. "Is that from your side of the family?"
"It's not my nose..." I protested.
"No, you have a great nose."
Dr. Rolle pointed to another printout saying "Look! Here you can see the eyes, there's a perfect lens!"
"You sure you don't want to know the sex?" Dr Rolle asked.
"No thanks," we replied. "It's enough to know we're having a robotic Jimmy Durante."
* * *
Seriously though. They couldn't tell the sex because the position of the fetus didn't offer a good view of the relevant area. We're going back in 4 weeks so the doctor can "feel [Bridget's] belly," but there won't be a sonogram until week 36.
Dr Rolle loves to give cryptic advice. Two examples from yesterday's session:
Food
BRIDGET: So can I ask about food and weight?
DR ROLLE: (Reassuringly) Eat whatever you want.
BRIDGET: (Reassured) Oh, good.
DR ROLLE: Just watch the carbs, and the sugars.
Baths
JEREMY: And what about baths?
DR ROLLE: (Reassuringly) Enjoy! Seriously.
BRIDGET: (Reassured) Oh, wow, great! I keep worrying that I'm gonna cook the baby.
DR ROLLE: Just don't take 105° baths, you know. Keep it around 100°
BRIDGET: (stunned into silence)
DR ROLLE: And don't soak for a long time.
* * *
And now a belly picture:
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| 20w1d |
Bridget,does your Mother know about this?We are so happy to hear about the wonderful news. What names do you like? I,m at Jennifer'house and we are going to St.Martaan in the morning.We are excited to meet this little baby, keep us in on all the news. We love you and wish you a wonderful journey, through becoming parents.Hugs Jane, Jennifer and Boyd
ReplyDeleteEye, Robot.
ReplyDeleteBridget, you need some more carbs... and sugar...
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